Freaky Dankenstain plant with fern-leafs
Freaky Dankenstein Fast Regular Package | 5 seeds

Freaky Dankenstein Fast Regular

The Monster Awakens – Fast Flowering Double Freakshow

Freaky Dankenstein fast regular is the most ambitious Freakshow hybrid in the Doctor’s Choice x mutantfarmer lineup. Both parents carry fully stabilized fern-leaf mutation, both went through years of selection. The result is a fast-flowering Freakshow hybrid with potent terpenes, dense structure and stable leaf expression.

Mother – Freaks of Dank from 7East Genetics. A multi-step backcross project built on Mac1 (Cap’s cut), Rare Dankness #1 and several original Freakshow males. 7East selected these lines for over a year to lock a fuel-forward floral profile and 100% Freakshow leaf expression across all phenotypes. She brings heavy terpene production, extreme mold and powdery mildew resistance, and solid cold tolerance.

Father – Freaky Ryder (Freakshow x Lowryder), a compact autoflower with a sweet floral-pine aroma and dense buds. This is a fast-flowering photoperiod cross, not an autoflower – but thanks to Lowryder genetics in the father’s lineage, Freaky Dankenstein finishes faster than the parent Freaks of Dank line, retaining its terpene power and resilience.

Double Freak – Double Freakshow Lineage

Both parent lines were independently stabilized for Freakshow pinnate leaf – in Freaky Dankenstein fast regular both sides of the genetics reinforce fern-leaf structure.

The terpene profile combines two directions: the heavy fuel-floral punch from mother Freaks of Dank and the pine-floral-gassy tones with citrus and pepper from father Freaky Ryder. Expect variation between phenotypes, but the common thread is a loud, complex aroma with a pronounced fuel undertone.

From the mother, the cross inherits strong mold and powdery mildew resistance plus cold tolerance – qualities that make Freaky Dankenstein a real option for outdoor growers in cool climates.

Stealth & Decorative Growing

Like all Freakshow hybrids, Freaky Dankenstein doesn’t look like cannabis. The pinnate leaf makes the plant unrecognizable to the uninitiated – easily mistaken for a decorative fern or exotic houseplant. This opens up possibilities for stealth growing on balconies, terraces and in open gardens where standard cannabis forms draw unwanted attention. In regions with legal status, Freaky Dankenstein works as a genuine decorative plant – the unusual leaf structure and compact habit make it a garden standout.

Freaky Dankenstein fast regular is available in regular variety – part of the Doctor’s Choice x mutantfarmer lineup (Be a Breeder), for breeders and phenohunters. Males are valuable breeding stock for creating new mutant lines.

CHARACTERISTICS

Genetics: Freaks of Dank (7East Genetics) x Freaky Ryder (mutantfarmer)
Type: Fast-Flowering Photoperiod | Regular
Flowering time: ~70 days
Yield: Medium-High
Height: Medium
Terps: Very High
Flavor: Fuel-pine-floral with citrus, pepper, and gas notes
Resistance: High mold/PM resistance, cold-tolerant
Leaf: Double Freakshow pinnate (fern-leaf) mutation
Effect: Potent, complex terpene profile
Best for: Stealth growing, outdoor cool climates, balcony/terrace, decorative, breeders, collectors

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