Fast Crazy Bastard
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Fast Crazy Bastard

First “Be a Breeder” collab – Doctor’s Choice x mutantfarmer

Rare ABC leaf mutation – perfect for collectors seeking something truly exotic

ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder)

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Fast Crazy Bastard regular seeds are the first release from our Be a Breeder program—a unique, fast-flowering photoperiod strain created in collaboration with mutantfarmer. Fast Crazy Bastard debuted at Mary Jane 2025 in Berlin.

Sales are now open. This is an exclusive drop, and quantities are limited. Be among the first to try Fast Crazy Bastard.

ABC Crazy Crosses × (Drunken Bastard × Lowryder)

“I created my own Auto Bastard F3 using Drunken Bastard from 7East Genetics × Lowryder IBL from Doctor’s Choice—the very first autoflower. Among the plants in the third generation, I selected the best male and used it to pollinate ABC Crazy Crosses B1, creating a fast-flowering hybrid with heterosis.”

“ABC Crazy Crosses B1 is a vigorous, fast-growing, large-sized Bastard mother whose exact genetics are unknown. It contains genetic material from random crosses of various ABC varieties, including pure landraces and hybrid versions. I received these seeds from breeder Jayma_Mutant_Research and selected the best female plant after it passed all the stress tests.”

A Resilient Plant with Unusual Leaves

Fast Crazy Bastard is a one-of-a-kind F1 hybrid featuring the rare ABC leaf mutation. The plants look more like herbs than cannabis, making them suitable for stealth setups and collectors seeking something truly exotic. Don’t be fooled by their unusual appearance—these trichome-covered plants can still pack a serious punch.

This strain is fast-growing, resilient, and clone-friendly. It adapts to different environments, resists mold, and develops limited leaf mass, making pruning and trimming easier. Expect vertical growth, closely spaced nodes, and dense flowers. Some phenotypes may also turn purple in cooler temperatures.

Breeding Potential in the F2 Generation

Each pack of Fast Crazy Bastard regular seeds offers breeders a playground for further selection. This moderately stable F1 hybrid has the potential to produce unique phenotypes—including autoflowering types—in the next F2 generations.

CHARACTERISTICS

Genetics: ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder)
Type: Regular | Fast Flowering
Flowering time: 65-70 days
Yield: Medium
Terps: Medium
Flavor: Sour-sweet, citrus-apple-piney
Height: Medium

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