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Fast Crazy Bastard: second “Be a Breeder” release

  • June 19, 2025

The next drop in our Be a Breeder collaboration is here — meet Fast Crazy Bastard, a wild and vigorous hybrid from mutantfarmer, crafted in partnership with Doctor’s Choice. This is not your typical strain — it’s a true playground for experimental breeders and collectors.

The Be a Breeder program was designed to empower passionate growers and creators with access to elite genetics, professional support, and a genuine opportunity to bring their ideas to life. And it’s working — this is our second official release from the program, with more to come. Find out more about the program here.

Fast Crazy Bastard: second "Be a Breeder" release
Fast Crazy Bastard

CHARACTERISTICS
Genetics: ABC Crazy Crosses x (Drunken Bastard x Lowryder)
Type: Regular, Fast Version
Flowering time: 65-70 days
Yield: Medium
Terps: Medium
Height: Medium
Flavor: Sour-sweet, citrus-apple-piney

The ABC mother plant used in this hybrid came from Crazy Crosses B1 — a chaotic mix of ABC landraces and hybrids collected over six years. The result? A resilient, unpredictable beauty with tons of potential for future breeding work.

Fast Crazy Bastard is a fast-flowering F1 hybrid featuring the rare ABC (Australian Bastard Cannabis) mutation — its basil-like leaves and fuzzy flower clusters make it ideal for stealth growing or connoisseurs who love unusual forms. It’s a strong, adaptive plant with vertical growth, medium yield, and resistance to mold. The terp profile is citrusy, sour-sweet with hints of pine and apple.

Fast Crazy Bastard: second "Be a Breeder" release

Where to find it
The official release of Fast Crazy Bastard is set for Mary Jane Berlin this weekend. Come see it in person!
Can’t make it? Pre-orders will open soon on our website — be the first to know when it drops.